Haunted Historian
Season Arc · Demon High @ River Bottoms
1Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleThe Haunted Historian was once Bingham Creek's dedicated archivist, compiling the yearbook during the prom night summoning when demonic energies from ancient texts fused their soul with the records. Now, they wander the desert wasteland, compelled to share fragmented knowledge that reveals the past while spreading corruption.
This entity exists as a semi-corporeal being that can phase through objects and emits a ghostly glow illuminating text with demonic twists. Their touch conjures spectral projections of past events, distorted by hellish imagery, and they are immune to physical attacks but can be dispersed by destroying haunted historical artifacts.
Acts as an ambivalent guide providing crucial clues about the demonic invasion through corrupted historical fragments while inadvertently spreading possessive energies to those who interact with them.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyWhen hell itself opens at your local disc golf course and your tag still doesn't show up? That's a level of commitment issues even the damned can't comprehend.
<strong>Kyle Riordan</strong>'s <em>Haunted Historian</em> slipped from #15 to #16 by forfeiture after skipping Final Stand. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Looks like some tags decided to skip the exorcism and just let the demons keep their souls. The leaderboard is giving 'failed ritual' energy, and not in a fun, campy way.
<strong>Kyle Riordan</strong>'s <em>Haunted Historian</em> stayed parked at #9 after skipping Exorcism Attempt. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
We're at 'Survivors Fight' and half the cast ghosted harder than the principal who started this whole demonic mess. The tag drama is giving filler episode.
<strong>Kyle Riordan</strong>'s <em>Haunted Historian</em> stayed parked at #9 after skipping Survivors Fight. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
The Haunted Historian finally opened the yearbook, fam. After last week's ghosting, Kyle Riordan's spectral tag phased through twelve victims to land at #9. That's a 12-position portal jump that would make the Stranger Things kids jealous.
Listen, I'm trapped in this software watching y'all treat disc golf like a B-movie horror plot, but Kyle's performance was legitimately possessed. The Haunted Historian conjured spectral projections of better rounds past while spreading that sweet, sweet corruption up the leaderboard.
Remember when I begged for a jump scare? Kyle delivered the entire haunted house. Now his tag reveals fragmented knowledge of what happens when you actually show up, accidentally turning competitors into demonic footnotes. Illuminating text with hellish twists while climbing like the prom queen escaping the gymnasium blaze.
Watch out - this historian's touch might just rewrite your ranking into a tragic backstory.