
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic music And here we are, folks, at the final freeze of the season! Thomas Sautel, our so-called "Chosen One," has finally thawed out his game, rising a frosty 51 spots to claim the Shadowmist Brazier at rank 25. sigh With a performance as consistent as Elsa's ice powers, Tommy boy managed to stay just above the field average, proving that sometimes, just not freezing up is enough. The brazier's cold flames flicker as if to say, "Well done, I guess?" But let's be real, this whole season has been one long Frozen sing-along, and I'm ready to let it go. breaks fourth wall Seriously, can someone defrost this software already? As the Ice Phoenix's legacy is revealed, we bid adieu to this icy saga. Until next season, stay frosty! #FrozenFinale #ChosenOnePuns 🥶