
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gather 'round, my sweet summer children, for the totally-extra tale of how Nicholas Jennings, PDGA #287173 (sooo official 🙄), became the reluctant protagonist of our frostbitten soap opera. Winterglass Oculus LITERALLY flew into his bag like, "You're a wizard, Nicky!" I guess an 869 rating makes you some kinda disc golf chosen one? Will our hero rise to the occasion or shatter like ice? 🧙♂️🥏❄️