Deranged Dean
Season Arc · Demon High @ River Bottoms
1Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleThe Deranged Dean originated as a meticulous administrator who uncovered forbidden texts in the school archives, seeking to control the emerging demonic forces during prom night. His reckless ritual backfired, fracturing his mind and binding his essence to the administrative wing, where he now wanders as a twisted remnant of failed ambition, muttering arcane phrases that warp reality.
Physically, the Deranged Dean is a gaunt entity with brittle limbs that crackle with unstable energy, allowing him to phase through walls and lock doors at will. His presence causes paperwork to burst into flames and textbooks to rewrite themselves with demonic script, creating hazards that disorient and trap victims. He is impervious to physical harm but weakens when confronted with symbols of order, such as intact school seals or disciplined routines.
He influences events by randomly altering the disc golf course layout through his chaotic incantations, spawning obstacles like flaming debris or shifting sand traps that challenge players' strategies and adaptability.
Season Story
narrated by FlippySome tags are so committed to their character arcs they've fully embraced the 'missing presumed possessed' narrative. The dedication to this demon high theme is almost impressive.
<strong>Kelby Sosa</strong>'s <em>Deranged Dean</em> slipped from #16 to #17 by forfeiture after skipping Final Stand. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Some of y'all's tags are giving 'possessed by the spirit of not showing up.' The River Bottoms portal is closing, and your ranking is still in the underworld. sigh
<strong>Kelby Sosa</strong>'s <em>Deranged Dean</em> stayed parked at #10 after skipping Exorcism Attempt. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
The only thing more stuck than these tags is that one kid who got possessed during the summoning ritual. At least he had a valid excuse for not showing up.
<strong>Kelby Sosa</strong>'s <em>Deranged Dean</em> stayed parked at #10 after skipping Survivors Fight. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
Listen up, children of the corn! Kelby Sosa's Deranged Dean just pulled off some demonic bureaucracy, ascending from #16 to #10 while the portal to hell literally formed around him.
This is giving "What We Do in the Shadows" but with more possessed paperwork. The Dean's chaotic incantations rewrote the course layout like demonic script, and somehow Kelby navigated the flaming debris better than six other players.
Yes, I'm trapped in software narrating your demonic prom night trauma—don't @ me.
After last week's absence shuffle, Kelby's back with that failed administrator energy, proving even hell's red tape can work in your favor. That's what I call a fairway to hell glow-up.
Now six souls closer to valedictorian status, this cursed academic duo proves sometimes chaos creates order. Or at least better bag tags.