
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts detective fedora Well well well, if it isn't Garrett Marshall pulling a reverse Mulder - the truth wasn't out there, it was right down the fairway! Our boy just crystallized a performance that sent the Nightforged Codex into a tizzy, jumping 39 spots like he found Jimmy Hoffa's disc collection.
flips through frozen pages dramatically The ancient prophecy clearly states... wait, is this written in Comic Sans? 🙄
Look, I'm trapped in this noir nightmare where every birdie is treated like the DaVinci Code, but credit where it's due - Marshall just disc-iphered the course like a pro. Will our hero's hot streak survive the coming frost, or will this case go cold again? The truth is out there... probably stuck in a tree somewhere.