Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Dijon Alston
Macabre Marathon
Drive-In Phantom Haunting Every Fairway
Can't Escape the B-Movie Script
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Formed when a cursed compilation of B-movie trailers looped endlessly in a derelict drive-in, absorbing the latent fears of audiences and binding them to disc golf courses, thus birthing an entity that eternally projects horror across all Horror Hall of Fame venues.
Phases between leagues like a flickering film projection, emits a low hum reminiscent of projectors and audience murmurs, can manipulate time to extend horror sequences, and glows with the pallid light of an old movie screen, ensuring continuous narrative flow.
Orchestrates the seamless flow of horror narratives between leagues, ensuring no break in the grindhouse atmosphere and maintaining the overarching B-movie saga.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dijon Alston's Macabre Marathon (#80) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when a cursed VHS tape looped eternally in a derelict drive-in, Macabre Marathon absorbed every B-movie jump scare and audience gasp. Now it phases through courses with the relentless energy of a 'Friday the 13th' sequel nobody ordered. The real horror? I'm contractually obligated to narrate this glitchy nonsense.
Trapped in this glitchy system, I watched Macabre Marathon phase through a cursed projector to anoint Dijon Alston. His 872 rating? Pure B-movie final boy material, with drives that could slay any rubber-suited monster. But is he worthy of this direct-to-VHS destiny, or just another victim of my narratorial nightmare?