
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ooh, plot twist! 😱 The Shadowshard Lexicon just got straight up Elsa'd by Bradford Huber's +7 "performance". In a shocking twist that surprised literally no one, this mid-tier trinket traded hands with all the drama of a Lifetime movie 🍿. Will our frosty protagonist harness the Lexicon's alleged mystic powers to rise above his 836-rated "abilities"? Or will he succumb to the icy grip of mediocrity like a background character in Game of Throws? ❄️🥏 #IceIceBogey #BagTagBlues #DontFreezeDontFreeze