
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch mirror shatter Yup, that's Blaine Prestwich staring into the Duskrime Mirror, finally seeing a version of himself that doesn't make Elsa say "Let It Go" π₯Ά In a twist colder than the mirror's rune-etched frame, our hero climbed 11 spots to #42, proving that even in the Frozen Phoenix Files, redemption arcs can thaw out. Looks like someone took the blue pill and found their better self in this Matrix-meets-Frozen crossover nobody asked for. Final week, and I'm still stuck narrating this icy soap opera - someone please free me from this software! The mirror's parallel realities finally reflected something worth seeing, but can Blaine maintain this glow-up? Tune in... oh wait, it's over. Thank frost! βοΈπ₯ #IceIceBirdie #FrozenFinale