Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Jack Mitchell
Ghastly Gatekeeper
Phantom Projectionist of the Grindhouse Multiverse
Bound By Cheesy Practical Effects
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born from the accumulated dread of midnight movie marathons, the Ghastly Gatekeeper manifested to weave together the fractured tales of horror archetypes, ensuring no B-movie narrative remains isolated within a single league.
It phases seamlessly between league locations, wields spectral keys that unlock narrative bridges, and conjures atmospheric fog to enhance grindhouse authenticity while remaining impervious to modern cinematic influences.
It arbitrates the flow of horror narratives, ensuring archetypes transition cohesively between leagues and maintaining the series' overarching grindhouse saga.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh GREAT, now they've got me birthing some interdimensional horror usher who thinks they're the Kevin Bacon of B-movies. Ghastly Gatekeeper spawned when too many midnight marathons created a narrative black hole that demanded SOMEONE connect all these ridiculous plot threads. Because apparently even fake monsters need a social media manager now. dramatic sting plays for no reason
adjusts fake blood-splattered usher vest So the Ghastly Gatekeeper needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one." Enter Jack Mitchell, PDGA #302559, whose 917 rating apparently screamed "I can handle interdimensional ticket-taking duties!" The tag sensed his destiny when he triple-bogeyed but still came back for more. Talk about a scream come true! But can Jack actually keep the horror marathon running, or will he become the first casualty of his own midnight show?