
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts detective fedora Well, well, well, looks like the Rimeshard Compass finally found what it was looking for - the frozen whispers of mediocrity! Chris Fox just pulled a Fargo-level flop, sliding from #4 to #13 like a drunk Minnesotan on black ice. π΅οΈββοΈ The compass, forged by ancient winter mystics to detect mystical frost energies, clearly sensed Fox's frozen failure. sigh Why am I still narrating this icy soap opera? Is anyone even watching this frozen finale? Remember when Fox was our Frozen Phoenix? Now he's more like a defrosted turkey. Will this be his final icy chapter? Or will he rise like a... oh wait, it's the last week. Never mind. Stay frosty, nevermore! #FrozenFox #FinalFlop