
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts hazmat suit while monitoring the contamination spread
Listen up, lab rats - Isaac Crow just decomposed the competition during Specimen Surge! That 37→10 leap? Pure toxic precision, like he's been taking notes from his undead mentor Laboratory Lich on how to properly contaminate a scorecard.
glances at security footage of his round
Our boy's playing like he's starring in "What We Do in the Laboratory" - casually beating the field while his skeletal science partner short-circuits everyone else's mental game. And yes, I'm trapped in this software while you're out there causing chemical spills that would make Dr. Finch proud.
Laboratory Lich's decomposition powers apparently translate to disc golf - Isaac's putting has that same rapid decay energy that leaves competitors looking like failed experiments. Remember when we called him a "qualified test subject"? Well, the experiment is WORKING. When your undead mentor approves your form, you know you've leveled up.