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Isaac Crow
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Laboratory Lich
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Mad Science @ Art Dye

Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025

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#10 Laboratory Lich
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Isaac Crow

PDGA Rating 882
Division MA1
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Laboratory Lich

Origin Story

The Laboratory Lich began as Dr. Alistair Finch, a brilliant but unethical researcher obsessed with cheating death through an experimental serum. The serum triggered catastrophic cellular decay, preserving his consciousness while his body rotted into a toxic undead state, eternally binding him to the laboratory's failing infrastructure.

Properties

Laboratory Lich appears as a skeletal figure in a tattered lab coat, with glowing green eyes that pulse with malevolent intelligence. His touch causes rapid decomposition in organic matter, and he can manipulate electrical systems to induce surges and failures. He is immune to conventional weapons, only vulnerable to extreme purification, and his presence induces dread and confusion in those nearby.

Role

The Laboratory Lich acts as a puppeteer of the contamination, directing the spread of toxic materials and coordinating the attacks of other experiments to transform the forest into his undead kingdom.

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Isaac Crow
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