Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Isaac Crow
Horror Harvester
Ethereal Collector of Disc Golf Screams
Addicted to B-Movie Clichés
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Born from the collective screams of audiences at a forgotten grindhouse double feature, it now wanders disc golf courses, harvesting moments of pure horror to sustain the series' authentic B-movie atmosphere and ensure no terror fades into obscurity.
The Horror Harvester exists as a shimmering, ethereal haze that absorbs fear and adapts its form to match each league's horror subgenre. It projects harvested horrors as illusions to challenge players and is immune to conventional attacks, responding only to genuine B-movie conventions.
The Horror Harvester collects and redistributes iconic horror moments across leagues, ensuring the grindhouse narrative remains cohesive and authentically B-movie by testing players' embodiment of their Horror Hall of Fame archetypes.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Isaac Crow's Horror Harvester (#42) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh GREAT, now I have to narrate the birth of some ethereal fear-farming entity? The Horror Harvester spawned when a forgotten drive-in's final scream echoed through the void, creating this shimmering haze that literally feeds on terror like some discount Monsters Inc. situation. It wanders courses collecting authentic B-movie moments because apparently even FEAR has quality control now. Will it harvest YOUR bogey anxiety next?
sighs dramatically So the Horror Harvester needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one"—and naturally gravitates toward Isaac Crow. Because nothing says "B-movie protagonist" like PDGA #264565 wandering courses with an 882 rating! The tag sensed his potential for generating premium fear content when he inevitably faces that signature disc golf terror: the dreaded water carry. Will Isaac's crows come home to roost, or will he just... wing it?