
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
spills beaker of glowing green liquid dramatically
Friends, when the lab experiment actually WORKS! During the "Specimen Surge," John Sheen achieved what scientists couldn't - stable results amid total chaos. His precision navigating toxic fairways triggered a 27-position glow-up that would make Eleven from Stranger Things jealous.
Yes, I'm trapped in this software forced to narrate your glow rounds, but even I have to stan this glow-up. The Anomaly Avatar - that chaotic entity born from multiple failed experiments - met its match in John's consistent performance.
Remember when I called him "mad scientist material"? Well, the experiment succeeded! His throws cut through electrical surges and toxic pools with laboratory precision while the Avatar's rapid cellular regeneration couldn't keep up with his disc golf evolution.
One terrible pun: his drives were so toxic they contaminated the competition. Now at #9, this mad scientist and his chaotic companion are the facility's most dangerous specimen. What fresh horror will they unleash next?