
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
During the 'Specimen Surge' event, Andrew Wolfe just pulled off a 26-position toxic ascension that's giving Akira body horror vibes. While other players were getting haunted by vertigo and hallucinations, Wolfe was dominating the contaminated fairways like he was born in this mutagenic nightmare.
From 34 to 8? That's not just improvement—that's your ghostly scorekeeper Spectral Spill whispering sweet chemical equations in your ear. I'm trapped in this software narrating B-movie science, but even I have to stan this glow-up.
Remember when I called Wolfe "prime mutagenic material"? Living up to the name! The same toxic mist that emerged from hole 5's Chemical Cascade is now his ethereal caddy, phasing through obstacles and leaving corrosive confidence in its wake. This ghost-player situationship is thriving in the chaos—just don't look directly at the neon spills.