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Chris Howk
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Blasphemous Bookkeeper
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Demon High @ River Bottoms

Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025

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#14 Blasphemous Bookkeeper
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Chris Howk

PDGA Rating 881
Division MP40
Events Played 11
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Blasphemous Bookkeeper

Origin Story

The school's quiet librarian discovered forbidden summoning rituals hidden in a donated collection of antique books, becoming obsessed with the power they promised. When prom night arrived, they used their access to school records and ancient knowledge to facilitate the demonic invasion, transforming from helpful keeper of books into a blasphemous cult leader who corrupts information itself.

Properties

Manifests as a Calavera skull wearing cracked reading glasses that reflect hellish flames, surrounded by floating books whose pages burn with demonic text that rewrites itself. Wears a torn formal vest over traditional librarian attire that has transformed into tattered cult robes, with a corsage made of thorned vines wrapped around ancient scrolls. The entity radiates an aura that causes written words to change meaning and corrupts any knowledge it touches.

Role

Serves as a keeper and corruptor of forbidden knowledge, using their position of trust to recruit others into the demonic hierarchy through contaminated texts and falsified records. They maintain the supernatural bureaucracy of hell's invasion, ensuring that every soul claimed is properly documented in their blasphemous ledgers.

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