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Joe Cavender
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Toxic Terror
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Mad Science @ Art Dye

Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025

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#6 Toxic Terror
Joe Cavender

Joe Cavender

PDGA Rating 936
Division MP40
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Toxic Terror

Origin Story

Toxic Terror originated from a catastrophic chemical spill in the laboratory's waste containment unit, where volatile compounds fused with organic matter to create a sentient embodiment of fear. It emerged as a failed experiment designed to study fear responses, but the contamination mutated it into an autonomous entity that thrives on spreading terror throughout the course.

Properties

Toxic Terror possesses a semi-corporeal form that allows it to phase through contaminated surfaces, leaving trails of corrosive slime. It emits a low-frequency hum that induces anxiety and disorientation, and its touch can cause temporary paralysis through neurotoxic exposure. The entity regenerates from toxic pools and grows more potent with increased contamination levels, making it nearly impervious to physical attacks.

Role

Toxic Terror haunts high-contamination zones on the course, causing players to avoid areas or make rushed decisions out of fear, thereby amplifying the psychological decay and challenges of navigating the deteriorating laboratory environment.

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Tag History

Joe Cavender
Joe Cavender
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