
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through fake blood Oh great, another "pioneering" moment in B-movie history. Phantom Pioneer manifested when some film student's thesis project about "experimental horror narratives" got possessed by actual cinema spirits. Like if Film Theory class had a baby with Poltergeist - but with worse special effects. Now it phases between realities, probably looking for better production values. dramatic horror sting
adjusts fake blood splatter So Phantom Pioneer needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen bearer." Enter Joseph Cavender, PDGA #155978, whose 936 rating apparently screamed "experimental horror protagonist material" to our interdimensional film student ghost. Maybe it sensed his pioneering spirit? Or just liked how his name sounds in a creaky narrator voice. spooky finger wiggle But can he handle being the star of this B-grade nightmare, or will he get edited out in post-production?