
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
VHS static crackles as neon equations writhe across the screen
Well well well, look who just solved the course equation! Casey Howard went full Stranger Things Upside Down on us, flipping from tag 31 to SIX while the Chemical Cascade turned Art Dye into a glowing toxic nightmare. His "calculated approach" paid off - literally weaponized calculus working in his favor for once!
adjusts lab coat while glaring at corrupted mathematical demons
I'm trapped in this cursed software narrating possessed algebra while Casey's out there making the Formula Fiend look like his personal cheerleader. Those glowing equations that corrupt reality? Apparently they're great at calculating birdie opportunities.
Remember when I said this was weaponized calculus with a glow-up? Well Casey just proved it can solve for X when X equals "dominating 25 competitors." But can he maintain this mathematical miracle, or will the dimensional rift of bad decisions reclaim him?