
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
VHS static crackles through contaminated surveillance footage
Listen, during this "Specimen Surge" nonsense, Britain Best's throws were so precise they cut through the biohazard fairways like a laser scalpel through mutated flesh. While everyone else was navigating toxic pools and electrical surges, Britain was serving Stranger Things Upside Down realness - operating in a different dimension entirely.
Mutation Monarch absorbed 18 positions like it was collecting new mutations for its rapidly adapting cellular structure. That bio-electric field didn't just disrupt equipment - it short-circuited everyone else's scorecards while Britain's precision remained intact.
adjusts malfunctioning hazmat suit while glitching
I'm trapped in this software prison forced to narrate how Britain went from "experimentally challenged" to apex predator material. Remember when I called him the "chosen vessel"? Well, Monarch's toxic secretions clearly corroded the competition while Britain's 972-rated performance proved this fusion experiment is working.
This duo's disc golf situationship is giving main character energy while I'm just the glitching narrator stuck explaining B-movie science.