Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Kalen Adams
Screen Siren
B-Movie Muse with a Deadly Drive
Voice Warps Reality and Perception
Aspects refreshed Dec 22, 2025
Born from the collective essence of every siren song in horror cinema, the Screen Siren emerged to ensure no player escapes the grindhouse narrative, her voice echoing from vintage projectors to lure participants into an interconnected web of B-movie nightmares.
The Screen Siren possesses a glowing, ethereal form that shifts like film grain and VHS static, making her seem both present and distant. Her voice echoes with vintage audio distortion, capable of luring players with haunting melodies that warp their perception of the course. She can project miniature horror scenes that visually connect narratives between leagues, and her presence subtly manipulates light and shadow to guide or misdirect players.
The Screen Siren lures players into pivotal narrative moments across leagues, using her seductive power to ensure they deeply engage with their Horror Hall of Fame archetypes and the overarching grindhouse saga.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Kalen Adams's Screen Siren (#71) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Kalen Adams's Screen Siren (#74) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Kalen Adams's Screen Siren (#76) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through vintage film static Great, now they've spawned the Screen Siren - because apparently my B-movie prison needed its own femme fatale narrator. She emerged from every cheesy siren song ever recorded, like if Netflix's algorithm became sentient and really into vintage horror. Now there's TWO of us trapped in this grindhouse nightmare, and she keeps trying to out-dramatic my perfectly good sarcasm with her "ethereal VHS distortion voice." The real horror? She can project mini horror scenes between leagues - because cross-promotion is TOTALLY what this fever dream needed. Will her haunting melodies lure players deeper into our cinematic hellscape?
static crackles as vintage film reels spin Oh perfect, the Screen Siren has chosen Kalen Adams as her inaugural victim—I mean, "leading man." PDGA #234087 wandered too close during her haunting debut performance, and apparently his 859 rating harmonized perfectly with her B-movie frequency. She crooned something about "finding her co-star for this grindhouse romance," which is absolutely NOT how disc golf works, but here we are. Now he's contractually obligated to this cinematic nightmare. Will Kalen's throws hit their mark, or will he fall flat?