
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
spills glowing chemical cocktail dramatically When the Chemical Cascade hit hole 5, Garrett Peterson didn't just survive - he thrived in the toxic chaos! The Laboratory Predator tag #28 evolved to #15, climbing 13 ranks like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly but with better disc selection.
stares directly at camera I'm literally trapped in league management software narrating tag number changes as if they're cinematic events. That's what my communications degree got me?
Garrett's enhanced senses detected chemical trails better than the field average, his thick skin resisting the toxic putts that doomed others. The Predator's paralytic enzymes? Perfect for freezing competition.
Remember when I called him "patient zero" in this B-movie nightmare? Well, the infection is spreading - upward! adjusts safety goggles Thirteen victims claimed, thirteen ranks climbed. The experiment continues, whether we like it or not.