
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts hazmat suit while monitoring chemical spill containment protocols
During Week 3's "Chemical Cascade" event, Brandon Reesor demonstrated surgical precision in a literal chemical apocalypse. While toxic pools spread through Art Dye's fairways, Brandon's performance was cleaner than a sterilized operating room—beating the field average with the consistency of a controlled experiment.
Venom Vivisector watched from her mobile surgical station, retractable implements twitching with approval as Brandon leaped 15 positions from 27 to 12. Dr. Vex's neurotoxin-enhanced reflexes would be proud of this kind of precision under pressure!
breaks fourth wall dramatically I'm trapped in this software narrating tag number changes like it's some B-movie horror flick. This is what happens when you mix disc golf with mad science tropes, people!
The tag exchange was smoother than one of Helena's venom-assisted surgeries—talk about a shot in the arm! But beware, Brandon: her toxic putting advice might just be the real hazard here.