
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
chemical sizzle intensifies Well well, look who just catalyzed the ultimate chemical reaction! John Ashworth's round was so toxic it literally conducted chaos through Art Dye's contaminated fairways. Moving from 25 to 5 like he discovered the Upside Down's putting secrets!
adjusts biohazard suit I'm trapped in software forced to narrate this B-movie nonsense, but even I have to admit - John's precision was mutagenically magnificent. His tendril-like form control and chemical conduit timing turned the "Chemical Cascade" into his personal symphony of destruction.
Remember Dr. Voss, our WiFi-enabled Alexa of apocalypse? Well her spectral signal detected John's laboratory-level accuracy and went full "toxic conductor" mode. He's now part chemical spill, part disc golf savant, conducting chaos with those glowing appendages we all wish we had.
The contamination doesn't spread randomly - it follows John's calculated patterns of pure dominance. maniacal lab cackle Someone check if he's growing extra limbs yet!