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John Ashworth
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Contamination Conductor
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Mad Science @ Art Dye

Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025

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#5 Contamination Conductor
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John Ashworth

PDGA Rating 922
Division MP40
Events Played 13
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Contamination Conductor

Origin Story

Dr. Helena Voss was the facility's Environmental Control Supervisor, responsible for managing containment protocols and chemical distribution systems throughout the underground laboratory complex. When the cascade failure began, she attempted to manually override the contamination spread but was caught in a concentrated toxin release that fused her nervous system with the facility's control networks. Now she exists as a hybrid entity, part human consciousness and part automated system, compulsively conducting the spread of contamination with the precision of a symphonic performance.

Properties

The Contamination Conductor's body shows extensive chemical burns that have crystallized into translucent, glowing conduits running along her skin like a toxic circulatory system. Her hands have elongated into tendril-like appendages that can interface directly with contaminated surfaces, allowing her to direct the flow of toxic materials with supernatural precision. She emits a low harmonic hum that synchronizes with the facility's failing systems, and her eyes have been replaced by swirling pools of bioluminescent chemicals that pulse in rhythm with contamination levels. Despite her horrific transformation, she retains her methodical intelligence and scientific training, making her orchestration of chaos terrifyingly efficient.

Role

She moves through Art Dye's fairways like a conductor leading an orchestra, coordinating the timing and intensity of toxic spills, chemical reactions, and contamination spread to create maximum environmental chaos. Her presence ensures that contamination doesn't spread randomly but follows calculated patterns that trap players in increasingly dangerous situations while maintaining the facility's systematic approach to environmental destruction.

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