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Kaden Mecham
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Compound Cannibal
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Mad Science @ Art Dye

Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025

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#9 Compound Cannibal
Kaden Mecham

Kaden Mecham

PDGA Rating 931
Division MA1
Events Played 11
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Compound Cannibal

Origin Story

Dr. Sarah Chen was conducting hunger-suppression research when a catastrophic spill exposed her to concentrated appetite-stimulating compounds mixed with mutagenic chemicals. The experimental cocktail didn't just restore her appetite - it transformed it into an insatiable craving for human flesh that consumed her rational mind. Now she prowls the laboratory's ruins, driven by an endless chemical hunger that can only be satisfied by hunting down other survivors.

Properties

The Compound Cannibal bears the distinctive yellow-green chemical burns across her skin where the experimental compounds first made contact, creating a mottled pattern that glows faintly in darkness. Her enhanced senses can detect human pheromones from incredible distances, while her teeth have grown sharp and elongated from constant gnawing on bone and cartilage. The chemical transformation has increased her physical strength and speed, but left her in a constant state of ravenous hunger that drives her to increasingly desperate measures. Her lab coat, still partially intact, is stained with both toxic chemicals and the evidence of her horrific new diet.

Role

She serves as a roaming threat throughout the facility, representing the personal horror of what any survivor could become if exposed to the wrong combination of experimental compounds. Her presence forces players to confront not just external dangers, but the possibility of their own corruption and transformation into something monstrous.

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Kaden Mecham
Kaden Mecham
Week 3 Score: 51 Place: 3
Origin Story