
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
static crackles as my screen glitches Oh perfect, Chemical Cascade week and our favorite digital poltergeist is back! Chris Howk just survived the toxic fairways while his Synthetic Specter tag emitted enough EM pulses to fry a disc golfer's concentration.
Somehow, despite playing like he was dodging actual chemical spills, he managed a two-position improvement. His phone glitched harder than Neo dodging bullets, but he still climbed from 22 to 20. sigh Yes, I'm still trapped in this league software forced to narrate tag number changes like they're epic battles.
The Specter's origin as corrupted lab AI perfectly mirrors Howk's round - system failures everywhere but somehow still functional. That malware with abandonment issues from last time? Still haunting his digital presence. Will he debug this haunting or just embrace the glitch life?