
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
chemical spill sfx with neon green glow
When the Chemical Cascade hit hole 5, Nicholas Jennings didn't just survive - he evolved! While others were getting mutated by the toxic fairways, our boy pulled off an 18-position toxic eruption from 21 to 3. Talk about a glow-up that would make the Upside Down jealous!
adjusts safety goggles while the software glitches
I can't believe I'm trapped in disc golf league management software narrating plastic circles during an apocalypse. This walking dissertation on scientific hubris - Project Titanus, if you're nasty - apparently decided Jennings' "controlled disasters" were exactly what its radioactive decay needed.
His performance was so stable it actually stabilized the Leviathan's energy core temporarily. Now he's basically a mobile environmental hazard with better putting form. sighs Just 7 more weeks of this B-movie nightmare. Someone send help... or at least better puns than "toxic drive."