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Malachi Vazquez
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Glowing Muck
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Mad Science @ Art Dye

Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025

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#31 Glowing Muck
Malachi Vazquez

Malachi Vazquez

PDGA Rating 956
Division MPO
Events Played 27
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Glowing Muck

Origin Story

Glowing Muck originated when a major chemical cascade at hole 5 spilled mutagenic compounds into a natural swamp on the course, where the toxins fused with organic matter and laboratory waste. The mixture gradually coalesced into a sentient ooze, fueled by residual energy from the facility's failing power systems. This entity now roams the fairways as a living testament to the laboratory's catastrophic failures.

Properties

Glowing Muck is composed of viscous, radioactive ooze that emits a pulsating green glow, capable of shape-shifting to navigate obstacles and absorb surrounding contamination. It exhibits corrosive properties, dissolving materials on contact and leaving hazardous residues that persist for hours. The entity is highly adaptable, merging with toxic pools and electrical surges to enhance its mobility and threat level. Its unstable chemical makeup makes it resistant to physical damage, requiring specialized tactics to evade or neutralize.

Role

Glowing Muck acts as a mobile environmental hazard that blocks key fairways and spreads contamination, forcing players to reroute and avoid its toxic presence. It interacts with other experiments to amplify the laboratory's decay, accelerating the narrative toward total breach and escape.

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