
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Chemical Cascade), tag number moved from 20 to 31. (Week 3 of 10)
Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Glowing Muck originated when a major chemical cascade at hole 5 spilled mutagenic compounds into a natural swamp on the course, where the toxins fused with organic matter and laboratory waste. The mixture gradually coalesced into a sentient ooze, fueled by residual energy from the facility's failing power systems. This entity now roams the fairways as a living testament to the laboratory's catastrophic failures.
Glowing Muck is composed of viscous, radioactive ooze that emits a pulsating green glow, capable of shape-shifting to navigate obstacles and absorb surrounding contamination. It exhibits corrosive properties, dissolving materials on contact and leaving hazardous residues that persist for hours. The entity is highly adaptable, merging with toxic pools and electrical surges to enhance its mobility and threat level. Its unstable chemical makeup makes it resistant to physical damage, requiring specialized tactics to evade or neutralize.
Glowing Muck acts as a mobile environmental hazard that blocks key fairways and spreads contamination, forcing players to reroute and avoid its toxic presence. It interacts with other experiments to amplify the laboratory's decay, accelerating the narrative toward total breach and escape.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Chemical Cascade), tag number moved from 20 to 31. (Week 3 of 10)
adjusts lab goggles while glaring at monitor
Oh great, another "birth story" for a NUMBERED TAG. Because apparently I'm now documenting how Glowing Muck became tag #20 when some radioactive ooze had a Netflix-and-chill session with laboratory waste at hole 5. sigh The chemicals literally said "let's get this bread" and formed sentient sludge. I can't even... Will this toxic blob achieve its dreams of stardom?
dramatically adjusts lab goggles while muttering about B-movie casting
So apparently Glowing Muck needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen bearer"—and naturally gravitated toward Malachi Vazquez. With PDGA credentials #162249 and a 954 rating, he was practically screaming "I volunteer as tribute!" The radioactive sludge whispered sweet nothings about stardom while oozing onto his disc bag. Can this leading man avoid getting killed off in act one?