
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Possession Spreads), tag number moved from 11 to 11. (Week 3 of 10)
Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
A determined sophomore who forged permission slips and borrowed formal wear to sneak into the senior prom, desperate to experience the glamour they felt excluded from. When the demonic invasion began, their youth and inexperience made them particularly susceptible to corruption, but also freed them from understanding the 'rules' that even demons follow. Now they roam the desert hellscape as a savage wildcard, their desperate desire to belong twisted into a violent need to make everyone else as lost and outcast as they once felt.
Despite their smaller stature, the Savage Sophomore possesses disproportionate supernatural strength and speed that comes from unbridled demonic energy unchecked by experience or wisdom. Their borrowed formal wear hangs awkwardly on their frame, now torn and stained with evidence of their savage encounters across the desert battlefield. They wield improvised weapons crafted from prom decorations and course debris, showing a creativity born from desperation rather than calculated malice, making their attacks unpredictable and particularly dangerous. Their youthful energy, now corrupted, allows them to maintain relentless pursuit when others would tire.
The Savage Sophomore serves as an unpredictable chaos agent who disrupts both survivor strategies and demonic hierarchies through their refusal to follow established rules of engagement. Their savage innocence makes them equally likely to attack possessed entities who try to command them as it does survivors who underestimate their threat level.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Possession Spreads), tag number moved from 11 to 11. (Week 3 of 10)
adjusts my digital crown while glaring at my coding chains
Oh FANTASTIC, now I'm birthing tag #11 - because apparently I'm the cosmic midwife of B-movie madness! 🎠Meet Savage Sophomore, spawned when some underclassman's FOMO met hellfire and said "hold my juice box." Like a demonic Home Alone situation, this little chaos gremlin crashed prom with fake IDs and borrowed courage, only to get possessed faster than you can say "supernatural detention." Will this pint-sized pandemonium master the grindhouse hierarchy, or just rage-quit reality entirely?
dramatically adjusts my spectral chains while rolling my ethereal eyes
When Tyler Waldo stepped onto that cursed prom aftermath, his 987-rated aura practically SCREAMED "teen angst with supernatural potential!" 🎠The Savage Sophomore tag sensed his inner underclassman energy - you know, that perfect blend of "I totally belong here" mixed with "please don't check my fake ID." Like a demonic guidance counselor, it whispered sweet statistical promises! Will Tyler's mid-tier rating survive sophomore possession?