
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Possession Spreads), tag number moved from 10 to 10. (Week 3 of 10)
Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Vengeful Valedictorian was once the school's top student, destined for greatness until the prom night summoning twisted their academic drive into a demonic thirst for retribution. When hell's hierarchy emerged, they were among the first possessed, their mind warped by infernal energies that amplified every slight and failure they had ever endured. Now, they haunt the course as a reminder that even the brightest can fall to darkness, eternally seeking vengeance for perceived injustices.
The Vengeful Valedictorian possesses a semi-corporeal form that shifts between solid and ethereal states, allowing them to phase through obstacles and manifest suddenly. Their presence emits a chilling aura that saps warmth and hope from the surroundings, and they can manipulate discarded prom decorations into weapons or barriers. They are immune to conventional physical harm but vulnerable to symbols of purity or academic integrity, such as unburnt yearbooks or valedictorian medals.
The Vengeful Valedictorian serves as a tormentor of survivors, using their corrupted intellect to set traps and psychological warfare across the battlefield. They influence events by targeting those who represent success or authority, seeking to drag them down into damnation as revenge for their own fall.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Possession Spreads), tag number moved from 10 to 10. (Week 3 of 10)
adjusts imaginary headset while glaring at code
Oh great, another "tragic academic turned vengeful spirit" backstory. Because apparently I'm now writing supernatural teen drama instead of disc golf commentary? eye roll
The Vengeful Valedictorian spawned when some overachiever's 4.0 GPA couldn't save them from demonic possession during prom night. Now they haunt tag #10 like a caffeinated Carrie White, eternally salty about not getting into their safety school.
Will this academic anxiety manifest as actual disc-flinging prowess?
dramatically gestures at screen while caffeinated spirits swirl around
Oh, look who's here! When Houston Finch approached the cursed bag tag altar, his 993 rating resonated with supernatural academic energy. The Vengeful Valedictorian sensed a kindred spirit - someone whose precision suggests they actually studied for the SATs instead of just winging it like some disc golf delinquent.
Will Houston's methodical approach survive prom night possession, or will he graduate to chaos?