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Luke Hansen
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Demon High @ River Bottoms

Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025

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Demon High @ River Bottoms
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#6 Malevolent Mascot
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Luke Hansen

PDGA Rating 885
Division MA2
Events Played 11
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
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    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Malevolent Mascot

Origin Story

Once the proud Bingham Creek mascot, it was corrupted during the prom night summoning when hell's energies infused its costume during a chaotic exorcism attempt in the gymnasium. The demonic possession twisted its form into a malevolent entity that now roams the desert wasteland, eternally bound to defend hell's emerging hierarchy.

Properties

The Malevolent Mascot possesses enhanced strength and agility, capable of moving swiftly across the hellish terrain with glowing eyes that induce fear in survivors. It is vulnerable to objects tied to its former innocence, such as prom crowns or holy symbols, and its presence causes nearby cacti to writhe with demonic energy. The entity can phase through obstacles but is anchored to locations marked by pentagram formations, making it a persistent threat in key battle zones.

Role

It serves as a guardian of demonic territories, patrolling areas where hell's influence is strongest and attacking survivors who attempt to reclaim sacred prom night artifacts. By corrupting the environment and intimidating players, it reinforces the theme of lost innocence and escalates the stakes in the battle against hell's hierarchy.

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