
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh great, NOW they want a meta-horror entity that tracks ALL the terror? Like some kind of Netflix algorithm but for nightmares? The Terror Tracer spawned from binge-watching every B-movie marathon simultaneously until it achieved peak self-awareness about how ridiculous this whole "disc golf as horror cinema" thing is. It literally exists to connect plot holes between franchises because apparently coherent storytelling is scarier than any monster. Will it trace your bogeys or your screams? dramatic sting
dramatically adjusts my digital film reel So the Terror Tracer needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one"—and naturally gravitated toward Tongia Vakaafi. With PDGA #103922 and a 963 rating, he's clearly survived enough disc golf horror to handle tracking ALL the B-movie chaos. The tag sensed his ability to connect plot holes better than any screenwriter ever could. But can he trace terror without becoming the final scare? ominous zoom