
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Possession Spreads), tag number moved from 5 to 5. (Week 3 of 10)
Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once Demon High's most feared intimidator, this letterman jacket-wearing terror used prom night as another opportunity for cruelty, shoving underclassmen and destroying their formal wear for sport. When the demonic portal opened, the hellish forces recognized a kindred spirit but found his petty evil insufficient for their grand design, casting him into limbo between worlds as punishment for his weakness.
Exists in a perpetual state of banishment, unable to fully manifest in either the mortal or demonic realm, making his intimidation attempts pathetically ineffective. His once-imposing physical presence now flickers between solid and spectral, bound by ethereal chains that prevent him from causing real harm. The desert winds carry his frustrated roars across Bingham Creek, but he can only watch helplessly as greater evils claim his former territory.
Serves as a cautionary reminder that supernatural justice is swift and merciless, even for the school's worst bullies. His banished state creates unpredictable interference during league events as he desperately attempts to reclaim his former power and position in the hellish hierarchy.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Possession Spreads), tag number moved from 5 to 5. (Week 3 of 10)
adjusts my digital chains and glares at the camera
Oh, FANTASTIC. Now I'm narrating the birth of Banished Bully, because apparently even DEMONS have standards! This letterman-jacket-wearing nightmare got yeeted from hell itself for being too basic. Like, imagine being such a discount Biff Tannen that Satan himself goes "nah fam, you're cramping our vibe." The irony? Now he's stuck haunting a disc golf course like the world's lamest Beetlejuice!
sighs dramatically and adjusts my digital shackles
Oh PERFECT! So Banished Bully needed a vessel, and who better than Ian Dahlen Flor - PDGA #260374 - whose 857 rating screams "peaked in high school but make it disc golf!" The tag sensed his potential for aggressive hyzer throws and... well, let's just say it takes one to know one. But can our letterman jacket-wearing demon handle being the alpha of a horror movie cast?