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Ian Dahlen Flor
#84
Horror Hypnotist
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Grindhouse

Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025

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#84 Horror Hypnotist
Ian Dahlen Flor

Ian Dahlen Flor

PDGA Rating 857
Division MA2
Events Played 2
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Horror Hypnotist

Origin Story

The Horror Hypnotist emerged from the collective unconscious of thousands of drive-in moviegoers who became so entranced by grindhouse double features that their combined psychic energy birthed a supernatural entity capable of inducing authentic B-movie experiences. This hypnotic force now roams Utah's disc golf courses, using its mesmerizing power to transform ordinary players into living embodiments of classic horror archetypes.

Properties

The Horror Hypnotist manifests as a swirling vortex of vintage film strips that form hypnotic spiral patterns, with fragments of classic B-movie posters rotating through the design. At its center burns a single mesmerizing eye that shifts between different horror movie color schemes - blood red, toxic green, and midnight purple. The entire entity pulses with the rhythm of a film projector, creating an irresistible visual that draws viewers deeper into grindhouse cinema reality.

Role

The Horror Hypnotist serves as the psychological bridge between mundane disc golf reality and authentic grindhouse horror experiences, using supernatural mesmerism to dissolve the mental barriers that prevent players from fully embodying their chosen Horror Hall of Fame archetypes across all league venues.

Tag Details

Series Grindhouse
Pool Main

Tag History

Origin Story
5 days ago