
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Possession Spreads), tag number moved from 4 to 4. (Week 3 of 10)
Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Cursed Cheerleader was once the head of the spirit squad, leading cheers at the ill-fated prom night when the demonic ritual unfolded. Caught in the initial wave of possession, her boundless energy was twisted by hellish forces, transforming her into a vessel of malevolent intent. Now, she wanders the course, her former school spirit replaced by a curse that spreads despair through every cheer
The Cursed Cheerleader possesses a semi-corporeal form that shifts between solid and ethereal states, allowing her to phase through obstacles. She emits a dissonant aura that warps perception, making distances seem distorted and sounds echo with demonic whispers. Her touch can leave temporary curses on objects or players, causing minor misfortunes like errant throws or lost focus. She is bound to areas with high emotional residue from the prom night, growing stronger near remnants of school events
The Cursed Cheerleader acts as a psychological disruptor on the course, using her abilities to amplify players' fears and uncertainties. She symbolizes how the demonic invasion preys on youthful vulnerabilities, turning school traditions into tools of torment
Due to absence from Week 3 (Possession Spreads), tag number moved from 4 to 4. (Week 3 of 10)
adjusts my ethereal pom-poms with obvious disdain
Oh, FANTASTIC. So apparently when some B-movie director decided to merge "Carrie" with "Bring It On," they created... this. The Cursed Cheerleader manifested when hellfire met hairspray at the world's worst prom ever. Because nothing says "peak horror" like a possessed spirit squad member with abandonment issues, am I right? Will her demonic cheers actually boost team morale, or just summon more plot holes?
flips through my ethereal casting notes with theatrical disgust
So apparently PJ Lenz became the inaugural bearer of Cursed Cheerleader when his 971-rated throws displayed the perfect combination of "rah-rah optimism" and "inevitable doom." Because nothing screams "spirit squad material" like a grown man hurling plastic into the desert, right? Will his pom-pom possession lead to victory formations, or just more tragic fumbles?