Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Jordan Davis
Horror Heart
The Pulsating Heart of Grindhouse Cinema
Haunted By Every Bad Throw
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Born from the collective screams of the first grindhouse audience, it manifested as the eternal heart of horror cinema, beating in sync with every archetype's fear across the series.
Pulsates with a sinister red glow that intensifies with horror events, can psychically connect to all bag tags, and emits a low, haunting hum that echoes B-movie soundtracks.
It maintains narrative continuity by pumping horror essence between leagues, ensuring each archetype's journey contributes to the overarching grindhouse saga.
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Jordan Davis's Horror Heart (#20) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Jordan Davis's Horror Heart (#17) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Jordan Davis's Horror Heart (#47) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh great, now I have to narrate the birth of the ULTIMATE horror cliché - Horror Heart! Because apparently every B-movie needs its mystical MacGuffin that "connects all the archetypes." dramatic sting plays Born from collective screams at a drive-in triple feature, this thing literally manifested because some film student's thesis project about "the beating heart of cinema" got WAY too meta. Now it pulses with every jump scare across Utah like some kind of discount Infinity Stone, but for disc golf horror nerds. The real terror? I can HEAR its cheesy soundtrack humming through my server 24/7. Will this crimson plot device actually DO anything meaningful, or just glow ominously while players throw plastic?
dramatically gestures at mystical selection process And so the Horror Heart pulsed through Utah's disc golf realm, seeking its first victim—I mean, "chosen one." Enter Jordan Davis, PDGA #203848, whose 876 rating apparently screamed "main character energy" loud enough to pierce the veil between B-movie nonsense and reality! The crimson MacGuffin latched onto him faster than a jump scare in act three. But will Jordan's heart truly beat in sync with this cheesy cosmic horror, or is he just another red herring in our midnight movie marathon?