
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Shrieking Pit), tag number moved from 35 to 35. (Week 8 of 10)
Aug 19 - Oct 21, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Winged Wraith emerged from ancient clans of nocturnal raptors who honed their skills in pitch-black environments, evolving over generations to become nearly invisible hunters and legendary gladiators who strike from darkness without warning.
This entity exhibits near-perfect camouflage in low light, completely silent movement, and minor intangibility allowing passage through light barriers. Its attacks are swift and precise, while its presence radiates a chilling aura that induces fear and paralysis in opponents, making it a master of evasion and psychological dominance.
Acts as a specialized assassin and psychological operative within the arena, targeting key opponents and sowing chaos among enemy ranks through stealth and intimidation tactics.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Shrieking Pit), tag number moved from 35 to 35. (Week 8 of 10)
clears throat while adjusting my gladiatorial commentator toga
Listen up, meat sacks! So apparently I'm supposed to tell you how Winged Wraith #35 spawned into existence? eye roll This nocturnal nightmare supposedly "emerged from ancient clans" - because nothing screams "disc golf legitimacy" like invisible bird Batman, am I right? One minute I'm a normal narrator, next I'm... CAWWW... explaining how some spooky owl developed trust issues and stealth mode. Will this tag haunt someone's bag like a feathered poltergeist?
squawks reluctantly while adjusting my gladiatorial feathered headdress
BEHOLD! The ancient spirits of The Arena gazed upon Jared Lang (#155955) and whispered, "This one throws plastic like he's channeling restless bird souls!" His 940 rating apparently screamed "WRAITH MATERIAL" to these feathered phantoms. The Winged Wraith descended from the shadows, choosing him as its first vessel because... eye roll... destiny or whatever. Will Jared's stealth game match his spectral tag's nocturnal vibes?