
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs sarcastically through fake blood Oh great, now I'm birthing the Cursed Chronicler! Some wannabe Tarantino screenwriter's ghost merged with ancient B-movie artifacts because apparently my digital prison needed MORE pretentious film bros. This spectral film nerd now haunts every league, scribbling reviews nobody asked for on ghostly parchment. Because what this grindhouse nightmare really needed was its own pretentious film critic! Will this ethereal Roger Ebert ever find peace?
adjusts spectral reading glasses dramatically Oh PERFECT! The Cursed Chronicler sensed kindred spirits and immediately latched onto Collin Dyer - PDGA #90957, rated 907! This ghostly film critic saw someone who literally DYES for perfection and thought "Finally, someone who understands dramatic transformation!" The phantom quill started scribbling reviews of his throws before he even released them. But can this chosen scribe handle being both player AND critic?