Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Bryce Roseborough
Schlock Sentinel
Celluloid Guardian of the Grindhouse Fairways
Obsessed with B-Movie Authenticity
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Created by the original B-movie filmmakers as a mystical guardian during the golden age of drive-in theaters, it was imbued with the essence of schlock cinema to eternally watch over horror narratives, ensuring that every archetype in the Horror Hall of Fame remains untarnished by time.
Glows with a faint, flickering projector light that casts dramatic shadows; composed of aged, brittle celluloid film strips that rustle with each movement; emits a low, persistent hum reminiscent of a vintage film projector; can phase through physical reality like a spectral entity, traversing between leagues effortlessly.
It ensures that each league's horror subgenre remains true to its B-movie roots by mediating between different narrative elements and archetypes, thus preserving the grindhouse integrity throughout the series.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Bryce Roseborough's Schlock Sentinel (#34) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through fake blood Oh great, now I'm contractually obligated to explain how Schlock Sentinel manifested from pure drive-in theater nostalgia and expired film stock. Apparently some 1970s filmmakers got REALLY into "method producing" and accidentally created a mystical guardian that's basically the Obi-Wan of B-movies. It glows like a broken projector and phases between realities because OF COURSE it does. Will this celluloid specter haunt every grindhouse league forever?
adjusts fake blood-stained director's beret So there I was, watching this mystical film reel spin through potential victims—I MEAN worthy bearers—when it suddenly froze on Bryce Roseborough. The Schlock Sentinel apparently sensed his destiny to guard B-movie excellence with the dedication of a midnight projectionist. Will Bryce prove he's reel-y ready for this cinematic curse?