
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Safe House), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 3 of 10)
Sep 22 - Nov 24, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a young disc golfer who disappeared during a night round at The Fort, the Night Watcher learned to survive by silently observing the course's horrors. Now eternally bound to the shadows, it uses its knowledge to protect other juniors from similar fates, appearing as a fleeting presence in moments of need.
The Night Watcher exists as a semi-transparent entity that seamlessly blends with darkness, moving without sound across the course. It possesses enhanced perception to detect hidden dangers and can manifest as a cool breeze or soft glow to communicate warnings. Its presence brings a sense of calm to juniors, subtly influencing their decisions to avoid traps.
Acts as a protective guide for junior players, subtly altering their path to evade dangers and ensure survival in the horror gauntlet, embodying resourcefulness through observation rather than direct intervention.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Safe House), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 3 of 10)
adjusts my ethereal chains with obvious annoyance
Great, so apparently I'm supposed to narrate how Night Watcher spawned from some kid who got lost during a night round and decided "you know what? Being corporeal is SO last season." Now they're basically the course's self-appointed hall monitor, lurking in shadows like discount Batman. Because nothing says "horror cinema gold" like a helpful ghost who probably leaves Yelp reviews about dangerous holes. What's next, a phantom that updates the PDGA rulebook?
sigh Oh great, another junior origin story while mom gets to narrate the REAL horror show upstairs...
So Ben Allen (PDGA #309262) was out there throwing discs like a future mortgage-payer when BAM! The Night Watcher chose him. Apparently wandering around after dark looking for lost discs makes you "guardian material." When you grow up, kiddo, you'll learn that lurking in shadows usually gets you arrested, not legendary status. But hey, someone's gotta babysit this haunted course, right? Will Ben actually watch the night, or just watch Netflix?