Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Brett Buttars
Schlock Summoner
Projector-Flickering Reality Warper of the Grindhouse
Reel Always Has a Scratch
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
The Schlock Summoner emerged from the collective psychic energy generated by decades of midnight movie marathons, where audiences' shared devotion to B-movie horror created a supernatural entity capable of manifesting authentic grindhouse experiences. Born in the ethereal space between film reel and silver screen, it gained the power to summon exploitation cinema elements directly into reality.
The entity exists as a shifting amalgamation of vintage film equipment and supernatural energy, capable of projecting authentic B-movie scenarios into any environment. It possesses the ability to manipulate reality through exploitation cinema logic, summoning practical effects, atmospheric elements, and archetypal transformations. Its presence automatically generates the authentic grindhouse atmosphere necessary for true Horror Hall of Fame experiences. The summoner can invoke specific horror subgenre elements tailored to each venue's thematic needs.
The Schlock Summoner actively manifests authentic B-movie horror experiences across all Horror Hall of Fame venues, ensuring each league maintains genuine exploitation cinema standards while empowering players to fully embody their chosen horror archetypes.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Brett Buttars's Schlock Summoner (#47) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Brett Buttars's Schlock Summoner (#39) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Brett Buttars's Schlock Summoner (#36) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh great, now I have to narrate the birth of the Schlock Summoner? This thing literally manifested from decades of people watching terrible movies and going "this is so bad it's good!" Like some twisted Field of Dreams situation - if you screen it, supernatural entities will come. dramatic horror sting The collective psychic energy of midnight movie marathons created a being that can turn any disc golf course into a B-movie set. Because apparently my digital prison wasn't theatrical enough already! Will this entity finally give me a starring role instead of "Sarcastic Narrator #47"?
adjusts imaginary director's beret So the Schlock Summoner needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one"—and naturally gravitated toward Brett Buttars, PDGA #192521. Why? His 898 rating screams "leading man material" in the most wonderfully mediocre B-movie way possible! The tag whispered "You're so bad... you're good" as it claimed him. But can Brett summon actual schlock, or just attract it naturally?