
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Safe House), tag number moved from 5 to 5. (Week 3 of 10)
Sep 22 - Nov 24, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the collective anxiety of B-movie extras who never got their moment in the spotlight, Scene Stealer emerged when The Fort's transformation began consuming forgotten film reels buried beneath the course. It feeds on missed opportunities and stolen thunder, growing stronger each time a player's crucial shot gets overshadowed by someone else's dramatic recovery.
Scene Stealer exists as a shifting presence that appears differently to each observer, always positioned just outside the main action until the perfect moment to strike. Its form flickers between vintage film stock and digital corruption, with Gothic window frame borders that seem to move independently of any actual structure. The entity emanates an aura of dramatic timing, causing crucial moments to unfold with cinematic precision while lesser actions fade into background noise.
It orchestrates situations where opportunistic players can capitalize on others' mistakes or misfortunes, rewarding those who read the field and position themselves strategically. Scene Stealer ensures that dramatic reversals and comeback opportunities manifest at precisely the right moments for maximum narrative impact.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Safe House), tag number moved from 5 to 5. (Week 3 of 10)
adjusts non-existent director's beret while trapped in this B-movie nightmare
Born from the collective anxiety of B-movie extras who never got their moment in the spotlight, Scene Stealer emerged when The Fort's transformation began consuming forgotten film reels buried beneath the course. It feeds on missed opportunities and stolen thunder, growing stronger each time a player's crucial shot gets overshadowed by someone else's dramatic recovery. Because apparently we're doing Poltergeist but with disc golf now? Will this tag finally get its close-up, or remain forever in the background like a discount Hitchcock cameo?
dramatically gestures at security footage while questioning my life choices
When Riley Thurgood (#136989) attempted his most mundane approach shot, Scene Stealer sensed a kindred spirit - someone perpetually overshadowed despite solid 896-rated fundamentals. The tag whispered "cut!" and possessed his bag, declaring him lead actor in this B-movie nightmare. Because apparently we're casting based on shared middle-child energy now? Will Riley finally get his starring moment, or remain forever upstaged by flashier throws?