
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Safe House), tag number moved from 4 to 4. (Week 3 of 10)
Sep 22 - Nov 24, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Sound Stage materialized when The Fort's championship layout crossed the threshold from mere disc golf challenge into something far more sinister. Born from the intersection of artificial filmmaking and supernatural terror, it emerged as the invisible director orchestrating each player's journey through the survival gauntlet. What began as a normal course became a living film set where reality bends to serve the narrative of horror.
Sound Stage exists as both physical space and metaphysical construct, capable of manipulating lighting, weather, and even the perceived layout of The Fort to create perfect cinematic moments. Its presence transforms natural course features into Gothic set pieces, making elevated platforms into dramatic stages and wooded sections into maze-like chase sequences. The entity feeds on the dramatic tension of each round, growing stronger as players' desperation increases. It maintains the illusion of player agency while subtly guiding events toward maximum narrative impact.
Sound Stage serves as the unseen orchestrator of The Fort's horror experience, setting up each hole as a perfectly framed scene in the players' survival story. It works behind the scenes to ensure every moment of terror is captured and amplified, transforming routine disc golf into cinematic drama.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Safe House), tag number moved from 4 to 4. (Week 3 of 10)
adjusts my metaphysical film reel while groaning Oh GREAT, now I'm apparently channeling Christopher Nolan because we need a bag tag that's literally THE SET ITSELF. Sound Stage popped into existence when The Fort got so extra that it decided to become its own director, complete with mood lighting and dramatic camera angles. Because apparently we needed inception-level meta nonsense where the COURSE is watching US play on it. What's next, the baskets demanding Oscar nominations?
dramatically adjusts my director's viewfinder while sighing Oh look, another "destiny" moment because apparently I'm trapped in a casting call now...
When Austin Kubalek stepped onto The Fort with his 964 rating, the course itself literally said "ACTION!" - because who better to wield Sound Stage than someone who treats every throw like they're filming the perfect take? His PDGA number 261385 basically screams "I have main character energy," and honestly, the tag just started following him around with its own camera crew. But can he direct this horror show to a happy ending, or will he get stuck in development hell?