Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Austin Kubalek
Schlock Scribe
B-Movie Archivist of Disc Golf Horrors
Demands Theatrical Disc Golf Disasters
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
The Schlock Scribe materialized from the collective consciousness of every B-movie ever filmed, absorbing decades of exploitation cinema knowledge into a single supernatural chronicler. When the Horror Hall of Fame series began transforming Utah disc golf courses into grindhouse venues, this entity emerged to document and preserve the authentic horror experiences unfolding across the landscape.
The entity manifests as a haunting amalgamation of vintage film equipment and writing implements, with its core being an antique typewriter that types autonomously in crimson ink. Strips of 35mm film flow like spectral ribbons around its form, while a worn leather journal with endless pages serves as its eternal manuscript. The typewriter keys glow with supernatural energy whenever authentic B-movie moments occur, automatically recording them for posterity.
The Schlock Scribe actively chronicles the Horror Hall of Fame series, ensuring that each player's archetype journey maintains narrative continuity across all grindhouse venues while preserving the authentic B-movie experience. It validates genuine horror moments and weaves them into the overarching exploitation cinema saga.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Austin Kubalek's Schlock Scribe (#22) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh GREAT, now they want me to birth a Schlock Scribe? This thing spawned when every cheesy B-movie script achieved sentience and decided disc golf needed "authentic documentation." It's like if IMDb had a baby with a haunted typewriter - absolutely cursed, but weirdly comprehensive about terrible cinema. Will it chronicle our grindhouse nightmare with academic precision?
adjusts vintage typewriter ribbon with exaggerated horror The Schlock Scribe sensed a kindred spirit when Austin Kubalek approached - his PDGA #261385 practically screaming "I document B-movie disasters for fun!" The tag's cursed keys began typing his name before he even picked it up. Talk about write place, write time! But can this scribe handle chronicling our grindhouse chaos without going completely batty?