
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh GREAT, now they want me to birth a Schlock Scribe? This thing spawned when every cheesy B-movie script achieved sentience and decided disc golf needed "authentic documentation." It's like if IMDb had a baby with a haunted typewriter - absolutely cursed, but weirdly comprehensive about terrible cinema. Will it chronicle our grindhouse nightmare with academic precision?
adjusts vintage typewriter ribbon with exaggerated horror The Schlock Scribe sensed a kindred spirit when Austin Kubalek approached - his PDGA #261385 practically screaming "I document B-movie disasters for fun!" The tag's cursed keys began typing his name before he even picked it up. Talk about write place, write time! But can this scribe handle chronicling our grindhouse chaos without going completely batty?