
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh great, another "cursed film reel" origin story because apparently we're doing THAT cliché now. The Midnight Maven spawned when some film student's pretentious thesis project about "collective unconscious horror archetypes" got possessed during a Blockbuster liquidation sale. Now it haunts every midnight screening like some discount Beetlejuice, ensuring proper dramatic timing while I'm stuck narrating this direct-to-DVD nightmare. Will it ever stop projecting random B-movie clips during putting?
adjusts fake blood-splattered director's beret So the Midnight Maven needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen projectionist." During a particularly dramatic putting sequence, Ethan Walker (PDGA #149057) accidentally recreated the exact camera angle from "Plan 9 from Outer Space." The cursed reel practically leaped into his bag, recognizing a kindred spirit of theatrical timing. But can he handle being the star of this B-grade production?