
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh GREAT, now I'm narrating the birth of some interdimensional seamstress? Soul Stitcher literally spawned when someone's Netflix horror marathon achieved sentience and decided ALL grindhouse films needed a shared universe. Because apparently we needed a cosmic tailor threading B-movie plots together like some demented Marvel Phase 4. dramatic horror sting The real horror? I have to explain why a supernatural seamstress makes sense in disc golf. Will this narrative thread ever end?
adjusts imaginary director's beret So the Soul Stitcher needed its first victim—I MEAN "chosen one"—and apparently cosmic B-movie logic decided Dannion Nelson was perfect for the job. Why? Because his PDGA number 263567 allegedly contains the sacred digits of every horror sequel ever made! eye roll The interdimensional seamstress sensed his potential to stitch together the most ridiculous disc golf horror franchise imaginable. But can he handle being thread-bare under pressure?