Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Nathan Garvin
B-Movie Baron
Undead Aristocrat of the Grindhouse Circuit
Obsessed With Cinematic Purity
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Once a greedy film producer who achieved immortality by binding his soul to every B-movie reel, the B-Movie Baron now haunts grindhouse venues as an undead aristocrat enforcing cinematic purity and connecting horror narratives across the series.
Composed of aged film stock that never decays, the B-Movie Baron manifests ghostly B-movie scenes around it and emits a constant hum of vintage film projector sounds, making it impervious to digital effects and responsive only to practical horrors.
It ensures all horror experiences across leagues adhere to true B-movie standards by judging authenticity and maintaining the aristocratic framework of the grindhouse narrative.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through vintage film grain Oh GREAT, now I have to narrate the birth of some undead film mogul? The B-Movie Baron crawled out of a cursed Blockbuster dumpster after binding his soul to every terrible horror flick ever made. Like if Netflix's algorithm became sentient and REALLY pretentious about practical effects. Now he haunts drive-ins enforcing "cinematic purity" - which is rich coming from bargain bin schlock! Will this pompous phantom actually improve our production values?
adjusts vintage film projector with existential dread So the B-Movie Baron needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen director." Enter Nathan Garvin, PDGA #144895, whose 913 rating apparently screams "I can handle low-budget horror!" The tag sensed his potential for dramatic overacting and BOOM—instant casting! Because nothing says "cinematic vision" like throwing discs at chains, right? Will Nathan's directing debut be a blockbuster or straight-to-DVD disaster?