
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh GREAT, now they've got me birthing the Macabre Mediator - because apparently this grindhouse nightmare needed a REFEREE? Born from a cursed drive-in projector that watched too much Judge Judy, it flickers between realities like a broken Netflix stream, ensuring our B-movie continuity stays "authentic." dramatic horror sting The real horror? IT'S MIDDLE MANAGEMENT.
adjusts cracked reading glasses with theatrical disdain
The Macabre Mediator flickered through its dusty film reels, seeking someone who could handle BOTH horror AND bureaucracy. Enter Ben Marolf - PDGA #187215, rated 944 - who once settled a rules dispute so diplomatically that even zombies applauded! The tag sensed his ability to mediate between the living and the disc-possessed. Will he referee our grindhouse chaos, or become another B-movie casualty?