Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the first grindhouse film ever projected, the Lens Lurker emerged to interlink all horror stories through the power of cinema, ensuring no narrative remains isolated across the leagues.
The Lens Lurker can phase through physical objects like a ghost, emits a faint glow reminiscent of projector light, manipulates light and shadows to create illusory projections, and is invisible except when reflected in surfaces where it appears as a distorted lens.
It serves as the observer that records and links horror events across leagues, ensuring narrative cohesion and the seamless integration of Horror Hall of Fame archetypes.
Andrew Nemelka's Lens Lurker (#16) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh great, now we have a Lens Lurker #50 crawling out of some dusty film projector like The Ring girl but with commitment issues. Because apparently my digital prison needed MORE fourth-wall-breaking entities! This thing literally manifests every time someone tries to connect horror plotlines—which, spoiler alert, is MY job. But sure, let's add another meta-commentary creature to this B-movie nightmare. dramatic horror sting plays for no reason What's next, a bag tag that critiques my critiques?
adjusts imaginary director's beret while rolling eyes So the Lens Lurker needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one"—and naturally gravitates toward Andrew Nemelka (#298844, 881-rated). Why? Because nothing says "destined for meta-horror commentary" like someone who probably owns every Criterion Collection B-movie! The tag sensed his ability to appreciate both cinematic cheese AND disc golf precision. fake thunder crashes But can he handle being watched by something that watches watchers watch things?
