
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through VHS static Oh GREAT, now I'm narrating the birth of Macabre Matrix #48 - because apparently when a cursed film reel binge-watched every B-movie ever made during a midnight marathon, it achieved SENTIENCE and decided "you know what disc golf needs? More jump scares!" dramatic sting plays Like Netflix algorithms weren't terrifying enough already... Will this digital horror network crash our servers OR our sanity?
static crackles So the Macabre Matrix scanned every disc golfer's soul until it found Will Sinclair (#133053, rated 874) - a man whose very NAME screams "sincere about horror movies!" The digital deity declared him worthy after he threw a perfect hyzer through three consecutive spider webs. But can he handle the Matrix's twisted algorithms?