
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts lab goggles while muttering about scientific protocols
Oh, BRILLIANT. So we're mixing werewolves with nuclear physics now? Because THAT'S not a recipe for disaster! This furry little nightmare crawled out of a containment breach during gamma ray testing - apparently someone thought "What if Lon Chaney Jr. met Chernobyl?" Classic B-movie logic: why have ONE horrifying transformation when you can add RADIATION POISONING to the mix? Now it howls at uranium instead of moons. Science!
dramatically adjusts lab goggles while howling at a Geiger counter
Look, when Kelly Hall (#256946) wandered into that radioactive containment zone, I thought "Great, another 841-rated victim for the cleanup crew." But NO! This absolute madman started HOWLING back at the mutated specimens! The Isotope Werewolf tag practically leaped onto his bag, recognizing a kindred spirit of scientific chaos. Can he handle lycanthropic laboratory duty?